Quotes tagged with sarcasm (24 quotes found)

J.K. Rowling
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
humor  rebellion  sarcasm  # 242
J.K. Rowling
Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
humor  death  sarcasm  # 380
Cassandra Clare
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
humor  sarcasm  jace-wayland  # 453
Cassandra Clare
Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
Cassandra Clare
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
jace  sarcasm  clary  # 509
Cassandra Clare
Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"
Cassandra Clare
Don't tell me," Jace said, "Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission." He pointed at himself - he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve. "Look. Jammies."
Jarod Kintz
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
J.K. Rowling
Why were you lurking under our window?"
Cassandra Clare
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
Cassandra Clare
I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them."
humor  tea  revenge  sarcasm  clary-fray  hodge  # 1614
Cassandra Clare
Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?"
Cassandra Clare
Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”
Alex Berenson
Shareholder meetings are not usually the occasion for utter candor - or for that matter, arch sarcasm - by chief executives.
Matter  Chief  sarcasm  # 35931
Jon Cryer
Sarcasm is lost in print.
lost  Print  sarcasm  # 95051
Mahmoud Darwish
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.
smile  sarcasm  pain  # 100304