Quotes tagged with humor (1199 quotes found)

Cassandra Clare
What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.
Rick Riordan
Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
J.K. Rowling
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?
humor  # 941
Rick Riordan
Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
humor  true-love  # 948
Cassandra Clare
Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage - but when she glanced at him, he looked as he always did: easy, confident, slightly bored.
humor  awkward  # 953
Lemony Snicket
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
humor  writers  talking  # 954
Charles Dickens
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
humor  laughter  # 969
J.K. Rowling
How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.
humor  harry-potter  # 990
Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
humor  women  men  # 995
Scott Adams
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
love  humor  food  # 1001
J.K. Rowling
Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.
humor  flirting  # 1018
J.K. Rowling
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –"
Tina Fey
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Becca Fitzpatrick
Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.
Terry Pratchett
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
life  humor  cats  # 1083
Suzanne Collins
You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?