Quotes tagged with dogs (202 quotes found)

Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
humor  books  friends  animals  dogs  # 54
Charles M. Schulz
Happiness is a warm puppy.
happiness  humor  animals  dogs  puppies  # 567
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
animals  dogs  # 1156
Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
animals  dogs  # 1424
Christopher Hitchens
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
dogs  religion  cats  food  god  affection  atheism  pets  shelter  water  # 2597
George Carlin
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
humor  animals  dogs  cats  language  # 2926
Diane Abbott
I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.
christmas  fear  dogs  # 3342
Casey Abrams
If my life was a song it would be 'Who Let The Dogs Out'.
life  song  dogs  # 3938
Jill Abramson
In one's relationship with dogs and with a newsroom, a generous amount of praise and encouragement goes much better than criticism.
Goes  criticism  dogs  # 4421
Gloria Allred
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
men  dogs  # 11119
Richard Dean Anderson
Dogs are my favorite people.
Pet  Favorite  dogs  # 13690
Richard Dean Anderson
My morning ritual is to get up and feed the dogs, take my daughter to school, and come home.
home  morning  dogs  # 13708
Adam Ant
I am quite an early riser - I usually get up between 5.30 and 6am and take the dogs out.
Quite  Early  dogs  # 15324
Penn Badgley
I couldn't date someone who didn't like dogs. There are exceptions to the rule, but I find that if someone doesn't like animals, I am a little suspicious of them.
animals  Rule  dogs  # 23003
Brigitte Bardot
We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not just let them roam the streets.
Treat  dog  dogs  # 27114
Bob Barker
I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.
Rather  Known  dogs  # 27255