Quotes tagged with cats (72 quotes found)

Robert A. Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
humor  cats  women  # 77
Terry Pratchett
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
life  humor  cats  # 1083
Albert Schweitzer
The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats...
life  music  cats  # 2103
Terry Pratchett
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
life  cats  death  # 2491
Christopher Hitchens
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
dogs  religion  cats  food  god  affection  atheism  pets  shelter  water  # 2597
George Carlin
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
humor  animals  dogs  cats  language  # 2926
Clay Aiken
Actually, I don't hate cats, I'm just kind of afraid of them.
hate  afraid  cats  # 7634
Gemma Arterton
I always thought I was going to end up an old spinster, with my cats and fur coats.
cats  Fur  Coats  # 18187
Roseanne Barr
I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.
energy  cats  Steal  # 28170
Mikhail Baryshnikov
I have the life of seven cats.
life  cats  Seven  # 29439
Jacqueline Bisset
I always had cats and animals, so children were never really in my thoughts.
thoughts  animals  cats  # 40368
Rupert Brooke
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Themselves  night  cats  # 52738
William S. Burroughs
Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
Pet  cats  Pure  # 59722
William S. Burroughs
My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.
ignorance  cats  Saved  # 59731
Roger Caras
Cats don't like change without their consent.
Pet  change  cats  # 66237
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Expect  cats  Scratched  # 71927