8 quotes found by Don Adams

Don Adams
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
marriage  Getting  Married  # 5134
Don Adams
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
remember  Three  wife  # 5135
Don Adams
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
Since  Child  Support  # 5136
Don Adams
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
Certain  Serious  Degree  # 5137
Don Adams
I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
High  Movie  Kid  # 5138
Don Adams
Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.
comedy  wonder  # 5139
Don Adams
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
time  good  Until  # 5140
Don Adams
It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.
money  Special  Became  # 5141