68 quotes found by Dane Cook

Dane Cook
I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.
success  time  Great  # 87493
Dane Cook
When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
fun  fact  Wednesday  # 87494
Dane Cook
My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.
money  Mom  Dad  # 87495
Dane Cook
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
enjoy  Watching  # 87496
Dane Cook
If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. They're very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.
work  Mean  Whatever  # 87497
Dane Cook
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. When you're headed for a breakthrough moment, it's kind of scary because you say, 'If I break through then I have to make great change in my life.'
life  change  Great  # 87498
Dane Cook
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
Act  watch  psychology  # 87499
Dane Cook
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
home  Until  pretty  # 87500
Dane Cook
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
hope  Moments  rebirth  # 87501
Dane Cook
I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.
love  god  Career  # 87502
Dane Cook
I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.
Anyone  Anymore  Benefit  # 87503
Dane Cook
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
Start  Bring  comedy  # 87504
Dane Cook
Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
anger  Itself  emotion  # 87505
Dane Cook
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
time  TV  Saw  # 87506
Dane Cook
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
Takes  laugh  afraid  # 87507
Dane Cook
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
Business  today  Giving  # 87508