26 quotes found by Oscar Levant

Oscar Levant
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
humor  insanity  genius  # 327
Oscar Levant
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
funny  roses  Red  # 247513
Oscar Levant
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Line  genius  Fine  # 247514
Oscar Levant
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
happiness  experience  remember  # 247515
Oscar Levant
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
alone  Beats  Dining  # 247516
Oscar Levant
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
wrong  question  Side  # 247517
Oscar Levant
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
mind  Once  Full  # 247518
Oscar Levant
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Politician  Cross  bridge  # 247519
Oscar Levant
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
time  desire  Fierce  # 247520
Oscar Levant
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
Hollywood  Phony  Strip  # 247521
Oscar Levant
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
politics  Poor  Difference  # 247522
Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Few  Left  needs  # 247523
Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Blame  Envy  Drink  # 247524
Oscar Levant
So little time and so little to do.
time  # 247525
Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
mind  books  Takes  # 247526
Oscar Levant
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
mind  Once  Full  # 247527